Sunday 15 May 2011

can we sink any lower!?

ok if this truly horrific crime isn't sick enuff!....I have just seen an eye witness account on teevee from a guy who said 'I saw this guy run out of the supermarket covered in blood swinging a severed head around by the hair!, I reached into my bag to find my camera!' ok so, I may be being a little overly cynical in a stressfull situ...ation BUT...I'm guessing nowadays...when you see a sick crime in front of you, you don't reach for your phone to call the police, NO! you don't run at this freak to try and in some way stop him from creating more carnage, NO! you think! where's my camera if this isn't worth a million views on youtube I don't know what IS!.......you know what I'm now thinking...maybe the yellowstone super volcano might just do us a big fat favour after all!! can the human race sink any lower, probably not but I'm sure we'll have a damb good try! ;-(

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemocracy!

ok then at a time when everybody is pissed off about wether they can afford their next meal...fuel bill...or next tank of petrol!.....we get some overpaid fuk'wit chairman of a major supermarket on teevee smiling, laughing.......and saying 'hehehe....yeh we are making massive profits...but we could be doing better!...ho fekin ho....GO... BUY ANUTHA MANSION ASSHOLE!!'.......but hey......I digress!..........democracy....nice word I like it!.....yeh its great to live in a democracy aint it!!!.......we're an advanced, forward thinking, intelligent, caring......society......I wonder who we're gonna bomb the crap out of next!

Saturday 7 May 2011

facebook!....chasebook!.....

jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez the whole freakin world is off its ed!....even Bin Laden did a 'last' facebook post....and he had more friends than me!!!....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

Tuesday 3 May 2011

karzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

ok then.....you've got a nice car!....its cost you an arm & a leg!....you've probably spent more on that thing in the last few months than some country's have to keep their population alive!!!!......its all shiny, its got blacked out windows.....so I'm guessing you are as ugly as sin!...but hey you've got a GREAT car!...and yes its pr...obably true that everybody who sees you passing by, says 'wow what a lovelee car, they must be very succesful, wonderfull & hugely popular!!'....its got GO faster stripes....presumably to make you...erm....GO faster....its got a wing thing on the back....presumably....to make it fekkin fly when you come across a piece of tarmac thats not good enuff for your new white wall tyres!!!???.....so why is it that when you get into this MEAN 'MUTHA FUKKA OF A' MACHINE...you automatically turn into a COMPLETE TOSSA!.....in fact the better your car is...the bigger ARSEHOLE you become!!!.....................now for 'Comedy Sports Car's'....just don't get me on those basterd things!!!!!